19 Pipeline Jokes
- Pipeline workers don’t follow lines — they build them.
- Pipeline life: hurry up, wait, then hurry up again.
- If it’s straight, someone’s getting yelled at.
- Pipeline coffee is 90% caffeine, 10% regret.
- Survey says it’s straight. Reality says otherwise.
- Pipeline math: measure twice, cut once, redo it anyway.
- The only thing longer than a pipeline… is the safety meeting.
- Pipeline work teaches patience — mostly waiting on permits.
- If it fits on the truck, it’s “temporary.”
- Pipeline weather rule: if you can see the pipe, keep working.
- Pipeline crews don’t need directions — just follow the right-of-way.
- Pipeline workers can eyeball 1/16th of an inch… from 50 feet away.
- If it’s muddy, it’s a pipeline job.
- Pipeline life: welding sparks by day, paperwork by night.
- If it’s not perfect, grind it. If it is perfect, grind it anyway.
- Pipeline workers don’t complain — they adjust the grade.
- Straight lines are suggestions.
- Pipeline boots have seen things.
- The pipe is ready. Everything else isn’t.
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