20 Alberta Oilfield Jokes
- Oilfield workers don’t need GPS — just follow the mud tracks.
- Alberta oilfield coffee: strong enough to wake up Fort McMurray.
- If it’s not covered in mud, is it even oilfield-ready?
- Oilfield hours are simple: dark to dark.
- Alberta oilfield fashion? High-vis and yesterday’s jeans.
- Oilfield cardio = climbing into a lifted truck 20 times a day.
- The oilfield diet: gas station burritos and optimism.
- If your truck isn’t lifted, are you even on shift?
- Oilfield weather forecast: cold, colder, or mud.
- In Alberta, oilfield trucks come with a free layer of clay.
- Oilfield workers don’t complain — they just add another hoodie.
- If it starts at -30°C, it’s a “nice morning.”
- Oilfield math: payday minus truck upgrades equals zero.
- Alberta oilfield handshake = nod, coffee, back to work.
- You know you’re oilfield when mud is considered a color.
- Oilfield workers don’t get lost — they just find new lease roads.
- The only thing deeper than Alberta oil… is the ruts.
- Oilfield trucks burn fuel faster than a Tim Hortons lineup.
- Oilfield weekends are just weekdays with laundry.
- If it breaks, duct tape it — oilfield approved.
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