1. Why don’t Fort Mac residents ever play hide and seek?
   Because good luck hiding in the tar sands!
2. How do you know someone’s from Fort Mac?
   Don’t worry—they’ll tell you… usually before “hello.”
3. What’s the unofficial city motto of Fort Mac?
   “Where the roads are rough, but the paychecks are smooth.”
4. Why did the oil worker bring a ladder to work?
   Because he heard the jobs were “upstream.”
5. How do Fort Mac folks cool off in the summer?
   By turning on the AC… in their truck, while driving through the sand!
6. Why do Fort Mac residents love winter?
   It gives them a break from mud season.
7. What’s the Fort Mac version of a traffic jam?
   Two semi-trucks side by side.
8. How do you know a snowstorm hit Fort Mac?
   The oil sands still shine brighter than the sun.
9. Why did the Fort Mac chicken cross the road?
   To get to the other side… of the 25 km long pit.
10. What’s the most common greeting in Fort Mac?
    “How’s the commute?”
11. Why do Fort Mac residents always carry a shovel in their truck?
    For snow, mud, and the occasional oil spill.
12. What’s a Fort Mac office worker’s favorite hobby?
    Watching the semi-trucks go by… slowly.
13. How do you survive a Fort Mac winter?
    Two words: heated seats.
14. Why did the Fort Mac resident take up golfing?
    So he could finally play on a green… without mud!
15. What’s the Fort Mac version of a beach day?
    Driving through the tar sands in your truck.
16. Why did the Fort Mac resident bring sunscreen to work?
    Because oil sands + sun = instant tanning.
17. How do you know someone is new to Fort Mac?
    They’re still complaining about the potholes.
18. Why do Fort Mac residents love Friday afternoons?
    Because even the mud slows down for the weekend.
19. What do Fort Mac residents call a “short commute”?
    Anything under 45 minutes.
20. Why don’t Fort Mac dogs need leashes?
    They already know every puddle, mud pit, and sand dune.
21. What’s the Fort Mac version of a skyline?

Pipes, rigs, and trucks as far as the eye can see.