59 Hilarious Edmonton Oilers Jokes Every Fan Will Understand

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  1. Why did the Oilers bring a ladder to the game? To reach the Stanley Cup… eventually!
  2. Why don’t Oilers fans use the internet? Too many “timeouts.”
  3. How do you get an Oilers fan to smile on game day? Tell them the season starts tomorrow.
  4. Why did the Oilers go to therapy? They couldn’t handle losing… again.
  5. How many Oilers does it take to change a light bulb? None—they just wait for the playoffs.
  6. What do you call an Oilers fan with a job? Lucky.
  7. Why do Oilers fans love elevators? It’s the only place they see things go up.
  8. Why did the Oilers player cross the road? To get away from the goal they missed.
  9. How do Oilers fans stay cool in the summer? They stand next to the Stanley Cup… empty, of course.
  10. Why did the Oilers hire a magician? To make wins appear out of thin air.
  11. What’s an Oilers fan’s favorite number? 0.
  12. Why do Oilers players bring pencils to the rink? To draw a win.
  13. How do Oilers fans practice patience? Every season.
  14. Why did the Oilers fan sit in the freezer? To feel the chills of victory… finally.
  15. What’s the Oilers’ motto? “We try… really hard.”
  16. How many Oilers players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll get a penalty for high sticking.
  17. Why did the Oilers fan go to the bank? To see a real check.
  18. What do Oilers players eat for breakfast? Goals. Unfortunately, they’re always scrambled.
  19. Why did the Oilers goalie bring string to the game? To tie the score.
  20. Why did the Oilers practice in the desert? To get used to dry spells.
  21. How do Oilers fans count to ten? Slowly… because it takes ten games to score that many goals.
  22. Why are Oilers jerseys so expensive? Because hope costs a lot.
  23. How do Oilers players play hide and seek? They hide behind the puck.
  24. What’s the Oilers’ favorite kind of math? Subtraction… from the scoreboard.
  25. Why did the Oilers bring a map? To find the playoffs.
  26. What do Oilers fans say when someone scores against them? “Again?”
  27. Why don’t Oilers fans play Monopoly? Too much chance of losing.
  28. How do you make an Oilers fan laugh? Tell them they’re in first place… in your imagination.
  29. What’s the difference between an Oilers player and a magician? A magician actually makes things disappear.
  30. Why did the Oilers get a GPS? To locate the net.
  31. How do Oilers fans know when it’s time for dinner? When the scoreboard shows zero.
  32. Why did the Oilers bring a broom? To sweep the ice… maybe one day the playoffs too.
  33. How do you stop an Oilers fan from drowning? Take your foot off their head. (Classic!)
  34. Why did the Oilers buy a calendar? To count down to the next season.
  35. How do Oilers fans save energy? They don’t cheer until the 3rd period.
  36. Why are Oilers fans so calm? They’ve mastered disappointment.
  37. How do Oilers players play basketball? They don’t… they stick to missing goals.
  38. Why do Oilers fans wear helmets to games? To protect themselves from flying hopes.
  39. How many Oilers fans does it take to change a channel? None—they can’t find the playoffs anyway.
  40. What do Oilers players say after practice? “We did our best… barely.”
  41. Why don’t Oilers fans need umbrellas? Because every game ends in tears.
  42. How do Oilers fans check the weather? They look at the score… it’s always stormy.
  43. Why did the Oilers get a coach? To teach them what winning looks like.
  44. How do Oilers fans measure time? In losing streaks.
  45. What’s the Oilers’ favorite fruit? A sour apple… because every game tastes bitter.
  46. Why did the Oilers bring a compass? To find the direction to victory.
  47. How do you get an Oilers player to quit? Show them the Stanley Cup.
  48. Why do Oilers fans love snow? It reminds them of their playoff chances… buried.
  49. How many Oilers fans does it take to screw in a bulb? Just one, but they cry the whole time.
  50. Why do Oilers players carry band-aids? For all the goals they give up.
  51. How do Oilers fans play poker? They fold… every time.
  52. Why did the Oilers go to the beach? To practice sinking.
  53. What’s an Oilers fan’s favorite bedtime story? “Once Upon a Playoff…”
  54. Why do Oilers fans never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from disappointment.
  55. How do Oilers fans stay strong? By lifting heavy hearts.
  56. What’s the Oilers’ favorite song? “Another One Bites the Dust.”
  57. Why did the Oilers player bring a mirror? To reflect on missed opportunities.
  58. How do Oilers fans do laundry? One sock at a time… because hope wears thin.
  59. Why are Oilers fans like good comedians? They’ve mastered timing… bad timing.

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