1. In Canada, an ATV is just a winter snowmobile in training.
  2. Canadians don’t go for walks — we take the ATV.
  3. An ATV in Canada sees more mud than a hockey rink sees skates.
  4. Canadian ATVs run on gas, grit, and “she’ll be fine.”
  5. In Canada, ATVs are street legal… emotionally.
  6. An ATV is how Canadians avoid paved roads on purpose.
  7. Canadians measure distance in “ATV minutes.”
  8. In Canada, an ATV is considered basic transportation.
  9. ATVs are Canada’s answer to bad roads.
  10. Canadian ATVs don’t get dirty — they get experienced.
  11. In Canada, ATVs have more trail time than cars.
  12. Canadians don’t fear mud — we aim for it.
  13. An ATV ride in Canada always starts with “we won’t go far.”
  14. ATVs are Canada’s version of a luxury vehicle.
  15. In Canada, ATVs cost less than therapy and work better.
  16. Canadians don’t avoid potholes — we upgrade to ATVs.
  17. An ATV in Canada has two speeds: slow and “hold my Timmies.”
  18. Canadian ATVs are born muddy.
  19. In Canada, an ATV is just a snowmobile with summer tires.
  20. ATVs are why Canadians know backroads Google Maps doesn’t.
  21. Canadian ATVs don’t break — they take breaks.
  22. In Canada, ATVs are family vehicles.
  23. ATVs are Canada’s unofficial Uber in the bush.
  24. Canadians don’t get stuck — we call it trail bonding.
  25. An ATV ride in Canada requires snacks and optimism.
  26. In Canada, ATVs come standard with bug spray.
  27. Canadian ATVs have never been clean. Not once.
  28. ATVs are why Canadians wear plaid year-round.
  29. In Canada, ATVs are how chores become hobbies.
  30. Canadians don’t ask “is it muddy?” — we ask “how muddy?”
  31. An ATV in Canada has more cup holders than suspension.
  32. ATVs are Canada’s solution to “road closed.”
  33. In Canada, ATVs build character… and calves.
  34. Canadians don’t park ATVs — we abandon them temporarily.
  35. An ATV is just a tractor with better marketing.
  36. Canadian ATVs don’t fear rain — they welcome it.
  37. In Canada, ATVs are passed down, not sold.
  38. ATVs are why Canadians disappear on weekends.
  39. In Canada, ATVs are considered outdoor furniture.
  40. Canadians don’t break in ATVs — we throw them in mud immediately.
  41. An ATV ride in Canada is 50% riding, 50% laughing.
  42. ATVs are Canada’s way of saying “roads are optional.”
  43. In Canada, ATVs don’t idle — they wait politely.
  44. Canadians don’t own ATVs — we adopt them.
  45. ATVs are Canada’s version of a gym membership.
  46. In Canada, ATVs are winter-tested even in July.
  47. Canadians trust ATVs more than weather forecasts.
  48. An ATV in Canada always smells like fuel and freedom.
  49. ATVs are why Canadians own more boots than shoes.
  50. In Canada, an ATV ride ends when it gets dark… or colder.
  51. Canadians don’t measure horsepower — we measure mud depth.
  52. ATVs are Canada’s legal way to explore bad ideas.
  53. In Canada, ATVs are considered essential equipment.
  54. An ATV is just a snowmobile waiting for snow.
  55. Canadians don’t avoid puddles — we aim for the biggest one.
  56. ATVs are why Canadians say “back in a bit” and mean hours.
  57. In Canada, ATVs have better trails than highways.

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